Stephen Leacock

If every day in the life of a school could be the last day but one, there would be little fault to find with it.

I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day and hour.

Honestly, my favorite kind of dancing is just lettin' loose. There's something great about the carefree flinging of your body to great music. It can be so joyous.

If a horse has four legs, and I'm riding it, I think I can win.

I get a kick out of watching a team defense me. A player moves two steps in one direction and I hit it two steps the other way. It goes right by his glove and I laugh.