Stephen Leacock

If every day in the life of a school could be the last day but one, there would be little fault to find with it.

I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day and hour.

Exeter was, I suspect, more crucial in my life than in the lives of most members of my class, and conceivably, than in the lives of almost anyone else who ever attended the school.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.

My style is Edie Sedgwick meets Grace Jones, or Audrey Hepburn meets Salt 'n' Pepa. Strong and feisty but still classic.