Top 41 Quotes by Stephan Pastis

About Stephan Pastis

These are some quotes by American author Stephan Pastis Cartoonist, who was born on January 16, 1968.

A biscuit in the States is something you would put gravy on with dinner, and it's not sweet in the least!

A biscuit in the States is something you would put gravy on with dinner, and it's not sweet in the least!

Stephan Pastis

A stand-up comedian faces the audiences and gets their immediate feedback. I hide behind the comic strip, and unless people write to me, I don't know what they think.

A stand-up comedian faces the audiences and gets their immediate feedback. I hide behind the comic strip, and unless people write to me, I don't know what they think.

Stephan Pastis

It seems so absurd to get really mad with a cartoonist over a comic strip. It's sort of like getting in a fight with a circus clown outside your house. It's not going to end well.

It seems so absurd to get really mad with a cartoonist over a comic strip. It's sort of like getting in a fight with a circus clown outside your house. It's not going to end well.

Stephan Pastis

Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying. I was 4 or 5 or whatever. I think it's a fairly common story.

Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying. I was 4 or 5 or whatever. I think it's a fairly common story.

Stephan Pastis

Maybe the bar is low, but most of the strips that are 50, 60, 70 years old that are on their second or third generation of artists, the humor is pretty bland. There are others by people that were raised on 'Family Guy' or 'South Park' that are edgier. Mine's not as edgy as those, but it's edgier than 'Beetle Bailey.'

Stephan Pastis

I like characters who have blind spots and are full of themselves, but there also needs to be vulnerability.

I like characters who have blind spots and are full of themselves, but there also needs to be vulnerability.

Stephan Pastis

I have days where the only words I say are to the person making my sandwich at the grocery store.

I have days where the only words I say are to the person making my sandwich at the grocery store.

Stephan Pastis

The writing is done on the computer, and the drawing is done by hand. I write, write, write, then I hit the illustration.

The writing is done on the computer, and the drawing is done by hand. I write, write, write, then I hit the illustration.

Stephan Pastis

When you do anything creative, you really have to live entirely in that world. I think my ability to do that is what makes me such a bad dinner guest. I'm always looking over someone's shoulder, taking in stuff around the room, immersed in the world of whatever I'm writing about, and keeping the characters completely in my head.

Stephan Pastis

The principles of comedy are the principles of comedy. I can hear funny.

The principles of comedy are the principles of comedy. I can hear funny.

Stephan Pastis

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