Stephan Pastis

I do what makes me laugh.

Repeats are the absolute soul-crushing killers of the comics page.

Sticking to my schedule, I've gotten over seven months ahead, which allowed me to write a 'Pearls Before Swine' movie script for the big screen.

I'm American. Very American. Like, I-might-have-biscuits-and-sausage-gravy-for-dinner American.

I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack.

I'm American. Very American. Like, I-might-have-biscuits-and-sausage-gravy-for-dinner American.