Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting. Stephan Pastis britcutdark Change image and share on social
I want a career writing these novels that I can be proud of. And then I want one as a screenwriter. Stephan Pastis careernovelproud Change image and share on social
I want to shake things up like 'Bloom County' did. Stephan Pastis bloomcountyshake Change image and share on social
I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when you're in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. It's a great trick. Stephan Pastis greatlawlawyer Change image and share on social
Thomas, my 15-year-old, is effectively my editor, I've always trusted his voice, more than anybody, on the strip for years. He has one of those ears that's just tuned to the rhythm of humor, so if he says something's not funny, my stomach just hurts because I know he's right, and it's already been drawn. Stephan Pastis draweareditor share on social
Sticking to my schedule, I've gotten over seven months ahead, which allowed me to write a 'Pearls Before Swine' movie script for the big screen. Stephan Pastis aheadallowbig Change image and share on social
If you put me in 'South Park,' that audience is going to fall asleep in five minutes. Stephan Pastis asleepaudiencefall Change image and share on social
If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that. Stephan Pastis givehumorpage Change image and share on social
A biscuit in the States is something you would put gravy on with dinner, and it's not sweet in the least! Stephan Pastis biscuitdinnergravy Change image and share on social
A stand-up comedian faces the audiences and gets their immediate feedback. I hide behind the comic strip, and unless people write to me, I don't know what they think. Stephan Pastis audiencecomediancomic Change image and share on social