Stephan Pastis

I do what makes me laugh.

Repeats are the absolute soul-crushing killers of the comics page.

Sticking to my schedule, I've gotten over seven months ahead, which allowed me to write a 'Pearls Before Swine' movie script for the big screen.

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.

I'm awkward at these things. Just being nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Karate Kid was a real surprise and I was a little uncomfortable.

As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short.