Personal technology has given us the freedom of being able to do whatever we want - and in the case of celebrities and athletes, whomever they want. But it can also serve as a humiliation jetpack. Sloane Crosley athletecasecelebrity Change image and share on social
Everyone has been in a social situation where you say something and it goes unnoticed, then someone else says the same thing and everyone laughs a lot. You learn how to be more creative and whacky and amusing. Sloane Crosley amusecreativelaugh share on social
It's funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. They're usually quite nice comparisons; I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate. Sloane Crosley acceptaccurateappall share on social
I can't see the forest through the trees, except the trees are people. Sloane Crosley forestpeopletree Change image and share on social
Since graduation, I have measured time in 4-by-5-inch pieces of paper, four days on the left and three on the right. Every social engagement, interview, reading, flight, doctor's appointment, birthday and dry-cleaning reminder has been handwritten between metal loops. Sloane Crosley appointmentbirthdayclean share on social
Like most citizens of popular and international urban centres, I don't take advantage of the cultural opportunities. Perhaps this comes from growing up in suburbia. Home is where you eat, sleep, read, watch television and ignore your parents. It is not where you go to the ballet and then attend a heated panel discussion about it afterwards. Sloane Crosley advantageattendballet share on social
I attended an extremely small liberal arts school. There were approximately 1,600 of us roaming our New England campus on a good day. My high school was bigger. My freshman year hourly calorie intake was bigger. Sloane Crosley approximatelyartattend share on social
I think the rule of thumb should be this: if you preface a sentence about a friend with the phrase, 'I love X, but... ' more than once in any conversation, you should stop hanging out with them. Sloane Crosley conversationfriendhang Change image and share on social
I would gladly have accepted a heaping spoonful of nepotism when I got out of college and was looking for a job. Sloane Crosley acceptcollegegladly Change image and share on social
I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning, even if it's a paragraph. Sloane Crosley morningparagraphwork Change image and share on social