The truth is, I wrote a novel when I was 23. It's hideously bad. Truly rotten. Sloane Crosley badhideouslyrotten Change image and share on social
Suburbia is too close to the country to have anything real to do and too close to the city to admit you have nothing real to do. Sloane Crosley admitcityclose Change image and share on social
My personality, when tasked with creating meals, goes something like this: Is there a way we can make this more difficult? Because let's do that. I don't mean to complicate things. It's just - why buy pre-packaged potato salad when you can spend your morning boiling potatoes and flipping out because there's no dill in the house? Sloane Crosley boilbuycomplicate share on social
Brits and Americans have hundreds of different phrases for the same thing. Luckily, it's usually a source of amusement rather than frustration. A flashlight by any other name is still a torch. My personal favourite is 'fairy lights,' which we boringly refer to as 'Christmas lights.' Sloane Crosley americanamusementboringly share on social
Air travel is the safest form of travel aside from walking; even then, the chances of being hit by a public bus at 30,000 feet are remarkably slim. I also have no problem with confined spaces. Or heights. What I am afraid of is speed. Sloane Crosley 000afraidair share on social
Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen with a salad fork? Yeah, sure. Sloane Crosley boyfriendcrushdance Change image and share on social