The world I describe is about how people live now. It's not about zany people with unlimited, inexplicable funds in an apartment somewhere. Sloane Crosley apartmentdescribefund Change image and share on social
I don't really think of my essays as being about myself. I know it sounds insane, but I just don't think of them as a memoir. They're essays; they're not an autobiography. Sloane Crosley autobiographyessayinsane Change image and share on social
In general, I prefer to record all traumas and save them for later, playing them over and over so they can haunt me for a disproportionate number of weeks to come. It's very healthy. Sloane Crosley disproportionategeneralhaunt Change image and share on social
Unless you are a professional, you will find the tart to be a high-maintenance, unforgiving whistle-blower of a pastry. Sloane Crosley blowerfindhigh Change image and share on social
Every day of my adult life, I have worn at least one piece of jewelry from my maternal grandmother's collection, all of which were manufactured by famed Danish silversmith Georg Jensen. To the naked eye, I am either a Jensen loyalist or a grandmother loyalist. Really I am just a Pretty Things loyalist. Sloane Crosley adultcollectiondanish share on social
You can't possibly fathom the ins and outs of a prepubescent beauty treatment until you've felt the strange but exhilarating tingle of a cottage-cheese-and-Pop-Rocks facial. Sloane Crosley beautycheesecottage Change image and share on social
We've come to expect so little from online privacy measures that public displays of concern about the matter are more or less for show. Being devastated to discover you've been tagged in somebody else's photo has an air of the melodramatic about it at this point. Sloane Crosley airconcerndevastate share on social
Being a writer is an endless study in human transition and lessons learned or forgotten or misapplied. Sloane Crosley endlessforgethuman Change image and share on social
The trick to scrambled eggs is to remove half the milk from the container and shake what's left as hard as you can, like a cocktail shaker, before you whisk it into the eggs. Sloane Crosley cocktailcontaineregg Change image and share on social
For a long time I wanted to draw, but I could never get the proportions right. My still life sketches were the artistic equivalent of someone who has misjudged the space constraints of a postcard, the handwriting shrinking uncomfortably at the bottom. Sloane Crosley artisticbottomconstraint share on social