Most of my work is, I get an idea, and, with the help of Wikipedia, I can write. I don't have to leave my apartment. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes apartment idea leave
At the end of the day I'm writing comedy. If you get too realistic as a comedy writer with your disasters, it stops being funny. Simon Rich comedydaydisaster Change image and share on social
I try not to write jokes that are mean. I try my best to write jokes that are pretty universal and jokes that don't attack anyone. I know I often fall short of that and end up taking unfair swipes at people, but I try not to. Simon Rich attackendfall share on social
I read the Bible when I was 12 while studying for my bar mitzvah. I was also reading a lot of Dilbert comics at the time, and I guess the two kind of got fused in my mind. I've always imagined God as an irrational, distractible boss. It's my best explanation for our planet. Simon Rich barbiblebos share on social
I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth. Joan Rivers adoreapartmentballroom Change image and share on social
I just had an idea that went right over my head. Lawrence Welk headidea Change image and share on social
Socialism has no moral justification whatsoever; poor people are not morally superior to rich people, nor are they owed anything by rich people simply because of their lack of success. Charity is not a socialist concept - it is a religious one, an acknowledgment of God's sovereignty over property, a sovereignty the Left utterly rejects. Ben Shapiro acknowledgmentcharityconcept share on social