Sharon Osbourne

If anybody says their facelift doesn't hurt, they're lying. It was like I'd spent the night with an axe murderer.

Britain leads the way in fund raising. I am so proud of Britain.

Have you seen U2's live show? It's boring as hell. It's like watching CNN.

The weird thing about grief, for me at least, was when each of my parents died, for a year or two afterwards I was pretty wildly brave - just willing to take life on.

I think celebrities suck.

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.