Sebastian Horsley

I am a fraud. I have cobbled together my personality from hundreds of little bits. I am simultaneously the most genuine and the most artificial person you will ever meet.

I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.

I don't talk, I quote. I can't help it. It's better to be quotable than honest.

When we blaze trails, which is what Hulu is about, it takes time. That is not for the faint of heart, and we understand that.

Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and jurors.

I am convinced that the reason so many fans leave Dodger Stadium after the seventh inning is that they become bored.