When I was growing up, I wanted to do Letterman and I loved that live, in-studio model. I still would do something like that. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes grow letterman live
After I did 'Mr. Show,' I was basically just a writer for a while. I was really young, and I kinda was like, wow, I'm 27 and I was already on this iconic show, and now I can just coast. But no one likes coasting, because you have to fill your day with stuff. Scott Aukerman basicallycoastday share on social
I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes. Scott Aukerman computerconstructfunny Change image and share on social
I probably could be a world-class screenwriter by now if I had spent the kind of work I devote on Comedy Death-Ray to that. But I do okay, in that regard. I mean, my stuff gets bought, so it's all right. Scott Aukerman buyclasscomedy share on social
It is only when you watch the dense mass of thousands of ants, crowded together around the Hill, blackening the ground, that you begin to see the whole beast, and now you observe it thinking, planning, calculating. It is an intelligence, a kind of live computer, with crawling bits for its wits. Lewis Thomas antbeastbegin share on social
You make your first album, you make some money, and you feel like you still have to show face, like 'I still go to the projects.' I'm like, why? Your job is to inspire people from your neighborhood to get out. You grew up there. What makes you think it's so cool? Jay-Z albumcoolface share on social
You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am. Rush Limbaugh funnylettermanpresident Change image and share on social