I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination. Scott Adams declinehallucinationinvitation Change image and share on social
I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff. Scott Adams administrativecircadiancreativity Change image and share on social
Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel. Scott Adams cleanconverteffort share on social
We don't always have an accurate view of our own potential. I think most people who are frightened of public speaking and can't imagine they might feel different as a result of training. Don't assume you know how much potential you have. Sometimes the only way to know what you can do is to test yourself. Scott Adams accurateassumefeel share on social
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. Scott Adams applicationexplosivehigh Change image and share on social
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. Scott Adams generalpublicstupidity Change image and share on social
Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems. Scott Adams brandcreateexpect share on social
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. Scott Adams forgivenessinspirerevenge Change image and share on social