Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. Scott Adams forgivenessinspirerevenge Change image and share on social
The world is like a reverse casino. In a casino, if you gamble long enough, you're certainly going to lose. But in the real world, where the only thing you're gambling is, say, your time or your embarrassment, then the more stuff you do, the more you give luck a chance to find you. Scott Adams casinochanceembarrassment share on social
When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable. Scott Adams baddisposableemployer Change image and share on social
If you drill down on any success story, you always discover that luck was a huge part of it. You can't control luck, but you can move from a game with bad odds to one with better odds. You can make it easier for luck to find you. The most useful thing you can do is stay in the game. Scott Adams badcontroldiscover share on social
I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who can't draw.' Scott Adams crowddrawperson Change image and share on social
If your current get-rich project fails, take what you learned and try something else. Keep repeating until something lucky happens. The universe has plenty of luck to go around; you just need to keep your hand raised until it's your turn. It helps to see failure as a road and not a wall. Scott Adams currentfailfailure share on social
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination. Scott Adams declinehallucinationinvitation Change image and share on social
Rotten bosses don't get better. Any strategy that assumes they can is doomed. Scott Adams assumebossdoom Change image and share on social
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours. Scott Adams bothercathour Change image and share on social