Samuel Johnson

Let me smile with the wise, and feed with the rich.

Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess.

When men come to like a sea-life, they are not fit to live on land.

Why do men fight who were born to be brothers?

I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get.

I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.