I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes bedroom belong object
Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn examineheadman Change image and share on social
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. Samuel Goldwyn contractpaperverbal Change image and share on social
I was raised with 'Laurel and Hardy' and 'I Love Lucy' and Jerry Lewis, and I just loved it. And I had a friend in high school and we would just laugh all day and put on skits. You know, it's the Andy Kaufman thing or the Marty Short thing where you're performing in your bedroom for yourself. Steve Martin andybedroomday share on social
A man of letters never objects to a slum. He sharpens his pen there. George A. Moore lettermanobject Change image and share on social
You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs. Daniel H. Wilson belongfindhope Change image and share on social