Sam Simon

A lot of charities spend a million dollars on a fundraiser to make $15,000. It's a social swirl. They do some great stuff and then - it's called mission drift. It becomes more about the parties.

One of the things about animal rights, which is not the only thing that I care about in this world, is that your money can bring success. I see results.

With 'The Simpsons,' people didn't know what they were gonna see. They didn't have a clue.

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.

In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.