When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes car coward fool
Americans like fat books and thin women. Russell Baker americanbookfat Change image and share on social
Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when age finally stirs their curiosity, there is no parent left to tell them. Russell Baker agechildcuriosity Change image and share on social
What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages not only to live there but also to grow trees and cockroaches right on the premises. Russell Baker americancallcloset Change image and share on social
Men may live fools, but fools they cannot die. Edward Young diefoollive Change image and share on social
Death, after all, is the common expectation from birth. Neither heroes nor cowards can escape it. Ellis Peters birthcommoncoward Change image and share on social
What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick. Larry the Cable Guy buddybuycar share on social