In a packed programme tonight, I shall be having a word with a man who goes in for meditation, because he thinks it's better than sitting around doing nothing. Ronnie Barker manmeditationpack Change image and share on social
But first, the news: The House of Commons was sealed off today after police chased an escaped lunatic through the front door during Prime Minister's question time. A spokesman at Scotland Yard said it was like looking for a needle in a haystack. Ronnie Barker chasecommondoor share on social
It's better to make people laugh than cry. Ronnie Barker crylaughmake Change image and share on social
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. Ronnie Barker localpolicestation Change image and share on social
I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television. Ronnie Barker funnymanpeople Change image and share on social
There was a strange happening during a performance of Elgar's 'Sea Pictures' at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight, when the man playing the triangle disappeared. Ronnie Barker bermudaconcertdisappear Change image and share on social
Next week we'll be investigating rumours that the president of the dairy council has become a Mason, and goes around giving his colleagues the 'secret milkshake.' Ronnie Barker colleaguecouncildairy Change image and share on social
Many old music hall fans were present at the funeral today of Fred 'Chuckles' Jenkins, Britain's oldest and unfunniest comedian. In tribute, the vicar read out one of Fred's jokes, and the congregation had two minutes silence. Ronnie Barker britainchucklecomedian share on social
The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. Ronnie Barker doublejokemarvelous Change image and share on social
