But first, the news: The House of Commons was sealed off today after police chased an escaped lunatic through the front door during Prime Minister's question time. A spokesman at Scotland Yard said it was like looking for a needle in a haystack. Ronnie Barker chasecommondoor share on social
It's better to make people laugh than cry. Ronnie Barker crylaughmake Change image and share on social
I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television. Ronnie Barker funnymanpeople Change image and share on social
In a packed programme tonight, I shall be having a word with a man who goes in for meditation, because he thinks it's better than sitting around doing nothing. Ronnie Barker manmeditationpack Change image and share on social
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. Ronnie Barker localpolicestation Change image and share on social
There was a strange happening during a performance of Elgar's 'Sea Pictures' at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight, when the man playing the triangle disappeared. Ronnie Barker bermudaconcertdisappear Change image and share on social
The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. Ronnie Barker doublejokemarvelous Change image and share on social
In a packed programme tonight, we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. Ronnie Barker contortionistendlong Change image and share on social
To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, it's the best job in the world. Ronnie Barker careerjoblaugh Change image and share on social
