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Ronnie Barker

Don't just crit their siticising.

Don't just crit their siticising.

crit siticising

These are some quotes by English author Ronnie Barker Comedian, who lived between September 25, 1929 and October 3, 2005.

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In a packed programme tonight, I shall be having a word with a man who goes in for meditation, because he thinks it's better than sitting around doing nothing.

In a packed programme tonight, I shall be having a word with a man who goes in for meditation, because he thinks it's better than sitting around doing nothing.

Ronnie Barker

manmeditationpack

Many old music hall fans were present at the funeral today of Fred 'Chuckles' Jenkins, Britain's oldest and unfunniest comedian. In tribute, the vicar read out one of Fred's jokes, and the congregation had two minutes silence.

Ronnie Barker

britainchucklecomedian

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

Ronnie Barker

doublejokemarvelous

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The old dog, if not assaulted, does not bite.

The old dog, if not assaulted, does not bite.

Edward Asiminei

assaultbitedog

Kill the one who rebukes you with the truth, and glorify the one who honors you with a lie!

Kill the one who rebukes you with the truth, and glorify the one who honors you with a lie!

Edward Asiminei

glorifyhonorkill

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.

Helen Keller

beautifulfeltheart

There are only 3 colors, 10 digits, and 7 notes; its what we do with them that's important.

There are only 3 colors, 10 digits, and 7 notes; its what we do with them that's important.

Jim Rohn

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