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I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. Ronald Reagan afternoonawakecoffee Change image and share on social
No matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting. Ronald Reagan cabinetmattermeet Change image and share on social
There are no easy answers, but there are simple answers. We must have the courage to do what we know is morally right. Ronald Reagan answercourageeasy Change image and share on social
The government has once again made the right socially acceptable. Elfriede Jelinek acceptablegovernmentmake Change image and share on social
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. Christopher Morley foreheadheelhigh Change image and share on social
The majority of the members of the Irish parliament are professional politicians, in the sense that otherwise they would not be given jobs minding mice at crossroads. Flann O'Brien crossroadirishjob Change image and share on social