Ronald Reagan

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.

Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.

No matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

The majority of the members of the Irish parliament are professional politicians, in the sense that otherwise they would not be given jobs minding mice at crossroads.

The government has once again made the right socially acceptable.