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Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' Rodney Dangerfield bartenderbeatgod Change image and share on social
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. Rodney Dangerfield backcardrive Change image and share on social
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. Rodney Dangerfield beardoctormother Change image and share on social
We did the 'MacGruber' Super Bowl spot for Pepsi, which generated some outside interest. We have a sketch where a guy blows up after 90 seconds. How are we going to make that into a movie? Jorma Taccone blowbowlgenerate Change image and share on social
If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life. Penny Marshall findgoodjoy Change image and share on social
Boxing should focus on pitting champion versus champion - those are the fights that everyone wants to see. The sports also needs to work on developing new heroes and personalities. I'd like to see more vignettes on fighters, focusing on their lives, goals and stories. Boxers need to be larger than life. Sugar Ray Leonard boxboxerchampion share on social