I've never been asked to appear on 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!,' so I guess I mustn't be on the professional skids just yet. Robin Williams askcelebrityguess Change image and share on social
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery. Robin Williams amendmentarmartillery Change image and share on social
The essential truth is that sometimes you're worried that they'll find out it's a fluke, that you don't really have it. You've lost the muse or - the worst dread - you never had it at all. I went through all that madness early on. Robin Williams baddreadearly share on social
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins. Robin Williams callcloncousin Change image and share on social
Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma. Robin Williams catharticcomedydeal Change image and share on social
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet. Robin Williams alimonycallchange Change image and share on social
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. Robin Williams fighthavelose Change image and share on social
I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance. Robin Williams dancesnake Change image and share on social
There's a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don't even do anything. They basically just hold them up, and if they don't bite you, they might win. Robin Williams americabasicallybite Change image and share on social
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Robin Williams agree Change image and share on social
