Robin Williams

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

I've had a lot of people tell me they watched 'Old Dogs' with their kids and had a good time.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

The fear of burglars is not only the fear of being robbed, but also the fear of a sudden and unexpected clutch out of the darkness.

It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up.