Robin Williams

I've had a lot of people tell me they watched 'Old Dogs' with their kids and had a good time.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.

James Bond is quite serious about his drinks and clothing and cigarettes and food and all that sort of thing. There is nothing wry or amused about James Bond.

If you actually dissect the lyrics in 'Motley Crue', you'll notice that there's a lot going on beneath the surface.