Robert Smith

I have never liked Morrissey, and I still don't. I think it's hilarious, actually, what things I've heard about him, what he's really like, and his public persona is so different. He's such an actor.

Refusing to grow up is like refusing to accept your limitations. That's why I don't think we'll ever grow up.

I still frequent my parents' house. I go there to escape, back to the bedroom that I grew up in. Just to sit there and feel small.

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.

You have the Roman Catholic Church, the Church of England, the Presbyterians, the Wesleyans, represented in each school, and they are each to take alternate days.