Robert Crandall

I did not deal well with the politicians. I tend to tell people that when they are full of crap, that they are full of crap.

Why do men fight who were born to be brothers?

A 'live' show is either alive or not. Free speech is free or it is not. Viewers are free to use their remote or TiVo. Parents are responsible or they are not.

A myth is a lie that conceals or reveals a truth. But if it reveals even a strand of history or truth, that's what gets my adrenaline going.