On my tombstone it will say: 'I tried everything - nothing was easy.' Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes easy tombstone
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. Rita Rudner humanitylosepeople Change image and share on social
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? Rita Rudner eighteenfeltgod Change image and share on social
My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping. Rita Rudner buryhusbandmother Change image and share on social
I've had such a satisfying life professionally and personally. I hope my tombstone says, 'Never boring.' Alan Dershowitz borehavehope Change image and share on social
A free life cannot acquire many possessions, because this is not easy to do without servility to mobs or monarchs. Epicurus acquireeasyfree Change image and share on social
