My persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes crazy funny gregarious
There are sacrifices you have to make. I don't have a lot to offer one person. I have a lot to offer to a lot of people. Richard Simmons lotmakeoffer Change image and share on social
When you gather up all the balls of life that you try to juggle, it is a very difficult thing to try to focus in on taking good care of yourself. But that's why God invented me - so I can come and teach and preach and make people laugh and give them some education so they can start liking themselves better. Richard Simmons ballcaredifficult share on social
I have loved deeply. I have lost intensely. I will never love again. I get that love by people who care for me. Richard Simmons caredeeplyintensely Change image and share on social
I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed. Evan Sayet angrybathefeminist Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social