Evan Sayet

Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school.

At the Olympics in China, every color was represented... and that was just the drinking water.

Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.

All Norwegian children learn to swim when they are very young because if you can't swim it is difficult to find a place to bathe.

I write for women because it's the only way I can use what I've experienced. It's good that people like what I write, but I don't want to go down the feminist path.

Whoever grows angry amid troubles applies a drug worse than the disease and is a physician unskilled about misfortunes.