I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes laugh lock long
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. Red Skelton bedtimeerrandkid Change image and share on social
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being. Red Skelton childgodhappiness Change image and share on social
I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines. David Walliams bathroomchildcomedy Change image and share on social
I don't think fashion has to change every five minutes. I'd like these to be clothes you can wear for a long time - ten, 20 years; pass on to your daughter. Why buy vintage when you can open your own closet! Tom Ford buychangecloset share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social