Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes collapse exercise friend
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. Red Skelton bedtimeerrandkid Change image and share on social
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being. Red Skelton childgodhappiness Change image and share on social
We exist in this weirdly schizo culture, where sex is everywhere in the media, and yet, at the same time, you don't sit down and have a conversation about what you did in bed last night with your friends. Despite the ubiquity of sex, it's still a taboo when it comes to day-to-day conversation. Mary Roach bedconversationculture share on social
I have rules about eating, exercising and rules about staying positive. And these rules are sacred to me. Richard Simmons eatexercisepositive Change image and share on social
When the writers themselves are a bit out of control, and their lives are collapsing around them, they seem to rejoice in misery and celebrate the wrong sort of things. John Rhys-Davies bitecelebratecollapse Change image and share on social