You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes cab driver hate
Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something. Ray Romano godgolfgood Change image and share on social
In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh. Ray Romano goodirresponsiblelaugh Change image and share on social
When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lacking as a kid. Ray Romano audiencecommondenominator Change image and share on social
I play a Fender Jazzmaster and three stacks and a combo, two old Marshall Plexis and a Hiwatt combo and a Hiwatt combo with Marshall cabs. J Mascis cabcombofender Change image and share on social
I can say with a solid degree of authority that I am a selfish person. I spontaneously forget the names of more people than not, unless I want to make out with them. I will take the last square of toilet paper off the roll without thinking twice. I tip taxi drivers so poorly I'm amazed none of them have run over my foot while speeding off. Sloane Crosley amazeauthoritydegree share on social
I hate the bad rap that people give my parents. Because they are just parents, really, at the end of the day trying to stand up for their daughter and themselves. Lindsay Lohan baddaughterday Change image and share on social