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I always tell people I want to live to be 150 and they say why would you want to do that. I say, well there's a few people I haven't made mad yet, I want to get them.

I always tell people I want to see the world through His eyes, and I want people to see Him in me.

I always tell people I went to the Harvard School of Comedy in front of America.

I always tell people I write songs, but I'm a writer. It's a difference. I can write songs to music, but I can write a story. I can see ideas spark in me.

I always tell people if you want to do something, go to a great comedy show. And that's what I try to do: give people a really good comedy show.

I always tell people, start with what you're passionate about. If you truly are passionate, you'll keep it up.

I always tell people that I became a writer not because I went to school but because my mother took me to the library. I wanted to become a writer so I could see my name in the card catalog.

I always tell people that I'll sound exactly like Alanis Morissette after I've had more boyfriends. I'll be just as anguished-sounding.

I always tell people that if I move anywhere it would be Toronto.

I always tell people that my life is in pencil; I have to keep an eraser in my hand because I could always get a call that could change everything.