Have you ever read the back of the Newman's Diavolo pasta sauce? Dad on the front is dressed like the devil with a little beard and horns. He says that he sells his soul to the devil for the recipe. It was banned in the South. They thought it was an abomination. Nell Newman abominationbackban share on social
Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television? Art Buchwald candidatepersonrich Change image and share on social
Have you ever seen a pedant with a warm heart? Johann Kaspar Lavater heartpedantwarm Change image and share on social
Have you ever seen Glenn Beck in operation? It is the most terrifying thing. It's so bad that you think he's going to announce in a minute that it's all a great con. He makes Sarah Palin look reasonable and steady. Bill Bryson announcebadbeck share on social
Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it? Jeff Foxworthy peopleuglyverify Change image and share on social
Have you ever stayed at the Four Seasons Hotel in Mumbai? I'd warmly recommend it. It's super luxurious, and right next door, there's a classic slum. So you can do a quick slum tour and get back to your sanctuary without any inconvenience but with some excellent snaps. Geoff Dyer backclassicdoor share on social
Have you ever struggled to find work or love, only to find them after you have given up? This is the paradox of letting go. Let go, in order to achieve. Letting go is God's law. Mary Manin Morrissey achievefindgod Change image and share on social
Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become, relatively, the cleanest thing? Katharine Whitehorn cleanclothehamper Change image and share on social
Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that. Joe Rogan actorbadtalk Change image and share on social
Have you ever thought about those last moments of your life? Nobody wants a long, lingering illness; nobody wants just that; but it would be nice if you could have a day or two where you know it's coming. Kidd Kraddick comedayillness share on social
