So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around. Art Buchwald diehospiceman share on social
I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team. Art Buchwald lightmakepolitic Change image and share on social
Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television? Art Buchwald candidatepersonrich Change image and share on social
A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. Art Buchwald americanbadbreakdown Change image and share on social
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it. Art Buchwald attackestablishmenthard Change image and share on social
The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo. Art Buchwald accidentamericanautomobile Change image and share on social
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before. Art Buchwald pastputtreform Change image and share on social
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. Art Buchwald 80thbirthdaycelebrate Change image and share on social
I worship the quicksand he walks in. Art Buchwald quicksandwalkworship Change image and share on social
The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water. Art Buchwald mixpowdertaste Change image and share on social
