Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun. Chelsea Handler funmidgetsue Change image and share on social
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post. Bobby Heenan cityfallglen Change image and share on social
Have you ever been to Mexico City and haggled with the locals over souvenirs? Well, in Peru, you had to negotiate like that to get the freshest fish at the market. Nobu Matsuhisa cityfishfresh Change image and share on social
'Have you ever considered changing the name Nasty Gal?' is probably the dumbest question I've ever heard. Sophia Amoruso changeconsiderdumb Change image and share on social
Have you ever felt like a phone call that's been disconnected? Shannen Doherty calldisconnectfelt Change image and share on social
Have you ever found any logical reason why mutual promises are sufficient consideration for one another (like the two lean horses of a Calcutta hack who can only just stand together)? I have not. Frederick Pollock calcuttaconsiderationfind Change image and share on social
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38. Artie Lange depressdiegoogled Change image and share on social
Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment? Tom Cruise completelyembarassembarrassment Change image and share on social
Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves? Marc Maron momentpeoplerealize Change image and share on social
Have you ever had that moment when you looked back on something and said, 'Well, gosh, that seems obvious now... why didn't I see it then?' I like to call this the Face Palm Epiphany. Oh, hindsight, you magical, humbling thing. Alethea Kontis backcallepiphany share on social
