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Every combination of two or more human beings has both a useful aspect and a political aspect.

Every combination of two or more human beings has both a useful aspect and a political aspect.

Robert Shea

Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself.

Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself.

Mike Birbiglia

Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second.

Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second.

Conan O'Brien

Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I'm very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something.

Joan Rivers

Every comic can report a few 'gift from the gods' moments.

Every comic can report a few 'gift from the gods' moments.

Dick Cavett

Every Comic-Con, they have some sort of 'Dr. Horrible' panel. It's very cool!

Every Comic-Con, they have some sort of 'Dr. Horrible' panel. It's very cool!

Maurissa Tancharoen

Every comic is really a frustrated rock star.

Every comic is really a frustrated rock star.

Alex Borstein

Every comic went through their Mitch Hedberg phase - the glasses, the hair in the face - and you knew immediately when they were doing it.

Every comic went through their Mitch Hedberg phase - the glasses, the hair in the face - and you knew immediately when they were doing it.

Anthony Jeselnik

Every commercial covers different ground, different ideas, and it's my profession to direct and to tell stories - for me, it's very organic.

Every commercial covers different ground, different ideas, and it's my profession to direct and to tell stories - for me, it's very organic.

Timur Bekmambetov

Every community has its own specialty and it's not just for clothing obviously, but for the home, etc.

Every community has its own specialty and it's not just for clothing obviously, but for the home, etc.

Tracy Reese

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