Do you know what the root of mediation is? Mediocrity! Joe Jamail mediationmediocrityroot Change image and share on social
Do you know what the world will be saved by? I'll tell you. It'll be saved by the human spirit. And by the human spirit, I don't mean anything divine, I don't mean anything supernatural - certainly not coming from this skeptic. Sherwin B. Nuland comedivinehuman share on social
Do you know what we are those of us who count as pillars of society? We are society's tools, neither more nor less. Henrik Ibsen countpillarsociety Change image and share on social
Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. Jay Leno actoranchorcall Change image and share on social
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, 'A house guest,' you're wrong because I have just described my kids. Erma Bombeck answercallclean share on social
Do you know who I would love to play? Morticia Addams - then I could use all that darkness to be funny. Monica Bellucci addamdarknessfunny Change image and share on social
Do you know who takes weekday shuttle flights between Washington and New York? People who think they are too important for the train, let alone the bus. Alex Pareene busflightimportant Change image and share on social
Do you know why Albert Camus was so prolific? He wrote to keep from screaming. Henry Rollins albertcamusprolific Change image and share on social
Do you know why dogs are man's best friend? It's because they're not in politics. Yitzhak Navon dogfriendman Change image and share on social
Do you know why I love God? Because Heaven is real. And one day, when we get to Heaven, we are going to have arms and legs. And we are going to run, and we are going play, and we are going to race. Nick Vujicic armdaygod Change image and share on social
