You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist? J. B. Smoove contortionistladyman Change image and share on social
You want your mind to be boggled. That is a pleasure in and of itself. And it's more a pleasure if it's boggled by something that you can then demonstrate is really, really true. Saul Perlmutter boggledemonstratemind Change image and share on social
You want your partner to objectify you. Patricia Arquette objectifypartner Change image and share on social
You watch a hockey game, and the hand-eye coordination and the speed is really miraculous; how those guys track the puck alone, just following it with their eyes. Liev Schreiber coordinationeyegame Change image and share on social
You watch an old 'Jeopardy!' and the categories alone are very plain. 'Poetry,' or 'Movies,' or 'Physics.' If you watch it now, though, there'll be a theme board where the categories are all Hitchcock movies. Lots more jokes, lots more high-concept categories and questions. Ken Jennings boardcategoryconcept share on social
You watch Bono in a room - and we're talking about a room of thousands swarming around him - he'll take every single person and make that moment about them. You can pat him on the back or pull his arm, he's not looking away from the person he's talking to. George Stroumboulopoulos armbackbono share on social
You watch guys live through their peaks, and then unfortunately, you've got to come down from that peak. Jimmie Johnson guyhavelive Change image and share on social
You watch people and study them the way an alien would. Billy West alienpeoplestudy Change image and share on social
