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I'm street smart. You can't con me. But that's just from living in New York. Now if a guy came from Mississippi somewhere, Ohio somewhere, to New York City for the first time, he don't have the street smarts. You can take him. J. B. Smoove cityconguy share on social
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I'm sure back in the Greek days or the Roman Empire days, when guys fought in arenas and were fighting lions, people were talking smack. Every era in history has someone talking smack. No way you can have talent and not proclaim your victory. J. B. Smoove arenabackday share on social
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I know they call me a crazy lady, but I'm only interested in making movies and having people see them. Lina Wertmuller callcrazyinterest Change image and share on social
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