You know this old style of American family series? Well, I sit there and cry. Graham Kennedy americancryfamily Change image and share on social
You know, this whole thing about Ricky Martin, and how successful that young man is. He's 27, I was 29. Robert Conrad manmartinricky Change image and share on social
You know those actors who have a sense for how they should be used? I don't think I have that. Mark Hamill actorsense Change image and share on social
You know those adages about smelling the roses and chasing butterflies? The markets are my butterflies and my roses. Bill Gross adagebutterflychase Change image and share on social
You know those award shows. The cliche is that it's an honor just to be nominated, but that happens to be true. Whoever wins it in the end, I don't know, sometimes it feels arbitrary. Sometimes it feels like it's deserving. Hank Azaria arbitraryawardcliche share on social
You know those little snow globes that you shake up? I always thought my brain was sort of like that. You know, where you just give it a shake and watch what comes out and shake it again. It's like that. Gary Larson braingiveglobe share on social
You know those movies where the people in the audience are screaming, 'Don't go in that door!' because you know the killer is there? Well, it is the same thing with this debt. We know how this ends. Marco Rubio audiencedebtdoor Change image and share on social
You know those Navy SEALs, they weren't Democrats and Republicans. They were just doing what was best for America. Wouldn't that be a great country if all of you Americans were just like that? You followed orders, you marched in step and you followed my agenda. Jonah Goldberg agendumamericaamerican share on social
You know, those of us who leave our homes in the morning and expect to find them there when we go back - it's hard for us to understand what the experience of a refugee might be like. Naomi Shihab Nye backexpectexperience Change image and share on social
You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor. Steven Wright branchheadhumor Change image and share on social