They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna. Jimmy Carr affectcreditcrunch Change image and share on social
They say the Pharaohs built the pyramids Do you think one Pharaoh dropped one bead of sweat? We built the pyramids for the Pharaohs and we're building for them yet. Anna Louise Strong beadbuilddrop Change image and share on social
They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, 'Can he name a kitten?' Samuel Butler inscriptionkittenliterary Change image and share on social
They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic. Steven Wright expandtrafficuniverse Change image and share on social
They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. It's the same way with women... or at least the ones I want to be with. Ian Somerhalder heartmanstomach Change image and share on social
They say the world has become too complex for simple answers. They are wrong. Ronald Reagan answercomplexsimple Change image and share on social
They say there's no second act in American lives. There's something there worth exploring. Giving up an idea of yourself, examining your failure, and seeing if that failure was the system's or yours. What does it mean to not turn out to be the person you want to be? Scott Rudin actamericanexamine share on social
They say, 'TV is not a captive audience,' but it definitely is. You can easily switch off the bloody television. Ridley Scott audiencebloodycaptive Change image and share on social
They say when you break your leg, you get a little taller and a little faster, and I got both, I think. Stefon Diggs breakfastleg Change image and share on social
They say women and music should never be dated. Oliver Goldsmith datemusicwoman Change image and share on social