I learned that you don't have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say. The words that you put together can be just as hilarious as falling all over the place or doing something. Mike Epps fallhilariouslearn share on social
I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first. I think that's stupid because I don't go out in the back yard and hose off before taking a shower. Bill Engvall backdishdishwasher Change image and share on social
I learned that you go through things, you deal with them and that's what empowers you and ultimately makes you a happy person. Demi Lovato dealempowerhappy Change image and share on social
I learned that you should feel when writing, not like Lord Byron on a mountain top, but like child stringing beads in kindergarten, - happy, absorbed and quietly putting one bead on after another. Brenda Ueland absorbbeadbyron Change image and share on social
I learned that you shouldn't take your most esoteric concept and fit it into the largest space with the highest fixed costs. It puts too much pressure on the restaurant to hit grand slams every day when there just aren't enough people who want to watch that sport. Danny Meyer conceptcostday share on social
I learned the business in about two months, and then made as much as the others, and was consequently doing quite well when the factory burned down, destroying all our machines - 150 of them. This was very hard on the girls who had paid for their machines. Rose Schneiderman burnbusinessdestroy share on social
I learned the enormous power of writing for yourself, especially now that people seem to be receptive to the fact that women can write. Maya Rudolph enormousfactlearn Change image and share on social
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish. Larry David fishihoplearn Change image and share on social
I learned the hard way how desperately primitive is the technology we have for monitoring the health of someone with a chronic illness. Chris Toumazou chronicdesperatelyhard Change image and share on social
I learned the hard way that people are quick to judge, will jump at the chance of a cheap ego boost at another's expense. Sharon Bolton boostchancecheap Change image and share on social
