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I've learned I'm not lying by not saying anything, so I just don't say it anymore.

Long-term relationships are an everyday choice. It's harder to be in a marriage than it is to bounce from one relationship to the next.

Record companies, I found out, can put out compilations without your permission.

I cannot cook to save my life. I'm really frighteningly useless, when you get down to it.

I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.