Pia Zadora

A lot of straight people think I'm nuts.

I'm just not comfortable with that society stuff. I mean, we were just invited to the White House, but my husband won't take me because he knows I don't want to go.

I don't like to go to the movies to see violence or some kind of spy thing with all kinds of information you have to assimilate to understand the plot.

I'm a terrible grocery shopper. I hardly ever do it. And if I do, there's never more than three things in the bag.

There's a whole bunch of unfinished stuff. Then I've got books of lyrics. I find it frustrating to finish a song and not be able to record it... so I don't write a million songs.

I'm a guy who's passionate about singing, but I can't sing for crap.