Top 474 Pet Quotes

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

Rodney Dangerfield

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Rita Rudner

The dog is the god of frolic.

The dog is the god of frolic.

Henry Ward Beecher

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Joseph Wood Krutch

Just like hair frames our face, brows frame our eyes. I see so much potential in harmonized beauty whenever I see a woman who's not filling in her brows, and I just want to go in with my brow pencil and just be like, 'Filling in eyebrows, OK, done - look in the mirror and be inspired.' That's one of my pet peeves, but beauty is subjective.

Michelle Phan

I like animals because they are not consciously cruel and don't betray each other.

I like animals because they are not consciously cruel and don't betray each other.

Taylor Caldwell

A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.

A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.

Mason Cooley

Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.

Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.

H. G. Bissinger

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Fran Lebowitz

My mom didn't believe in putting chemicals in hair. But when I got to college, we didn't have A/C in our dorms freshman year. So after several days of waking up looking like a Chia Pet, I was like 'OK, I'm gonna get a perm.' And then my hair revolted and fell out. I was over that quick, fast and in a hurry.

Keshia Knight Pulliam

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