Paul McCartney

I don't work at being ordinary.

So, if I'm cooking, I'll be steaming vegetables, making some nice salad, that kind of stuff.

Somebody said to me, 'But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.' That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, 'Now, let's write a swimming pool.'

I have always had confidence in my own ability.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.