Paul Lynde

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up.

A free life cannot acquire many possessions, because this is not easy to do without servility to mobs or monarchs.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.