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I'm still very much an atheist, except that I don't necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that's a weird thing that I'm struggling with that seems to be offending both atheists and people that are religious. Patton Oswalt atheistbadnecessarily share on social
If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there. Patton Oswalt dropgiamattijame Change image and share on social
The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing. Patton Oswalt bobblecardchicken Change image and share on social
I'm one of three judges on 'MasterChef' with Gordon Ramsay, but I don't want my own show. I'm kind of used to the sidekick gig. Joe Bastianich giggordonjudge Change image and share on social
I hate the bad rap that people give my parents. Because they are just parents, really, at the end of the day trying to stand up for their daughter and themselves. Lindsay Lohan baddaughterday Change image and share on social
